"UnKnightly Conduct"
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expressed are solely those of Areleth Duvalier, and not necessarily those of
Camelot, the Round Table, the Council, Lord Exegete, his Web Page, AOL, NWN,
TSR, or any other entity on, in, or around, the planet earth, it's galaxy, in
this plane of existence. Also, these opinions may or may not be those of Pete,
Areleth's player, so don't lynch me if you see me outside the game.)
Of late it has come to my attention of several Knights,
Squires, and Pages acting in an "UnKnightly" fashion. I however do not think
the problem stems from acting in an "Unknightly" fashion, but an "UnKORTly"
fashion, there is a huge difference between the two. Allow me to explain...
First off, What is a Knight? Quite simply, a Knight is a
Warrior (Typically mounted and armored), who swears an oath of fealty to a
Lord, Lady, or in our case, a Cause. Once that's done and you go through
training, someone thwaps you with a sword and says a few words, then poof, you
are a Knight. Pretty easy eh? The reasons why a Warrior would swear an oath to
the various Lords/Ladies/Causes are as varied as the stars. Some do it for
money, some land, some power, and some like us, do it out of the goodness of
our hearts. I must admit though I do get a big kick out of my Title.
Secondly, How does one act like a Knight? Even easier! Just
follow Areleth's rule of thumb on how to act like a Knight:
If it threatens your
Lord/Lady/Cause, Kill it.
If it does not threaten
your Lord/Lady/Cause, Don't kill it.
Landholding
Knights may wish to modify my rule this way:
If it threatens your
Lord/Lady/Cause, Kill it.
If it does not threaten
your Lord/Lady/Cause, Tax it.
Follow this simple rule, and you will always be acting like a Knight.
A long while back, several Knights, with nothing better to do,
got together and came up with a code of conduct called the code of Chivalry.
They figured Knights should be a cut-above normal soldiers. They said a Knight
should be honorable, humble and courteous to Ladies. (Notice I said to Ladies,
yes these were a bunch of gender-centric Non-PC males. Who can blame them?
While they had lots of Ladies around, not too many of them had the righteous
right-hook of today's modern middle-ages KORT Lady.) A little later the church
felt left out so they added Spirituality to the mix. Note however that the
number of Knights who actually followed the code of Chivalry was pretty slim.
Then came the Round Table. Our founding Fathers figured we
should be a cut-above the cut-above. They refined and added too the code of
Chivalry and came up with the Code we use today and it's seven virtues: Fealty,
Spirituality, Courtesy, Honesty, Valor, Honor, and Humility. I won't go through
each of them, but if you need a refresher course, Lord Exegete has kindly
posted them in another section. This is the code of conduct that we as Knights
OF THE ROUND TABLE are supposed to follow.
I think there is some confusion on a few points of what this
code does and does not cover, as well as how far we should follow it.
Point 1: Where in the code does it
state that we must like each other? Nowhere. Let's face it, this is a diverse
group of people, and in it you will find some you do like and some you don't.
Sure, we can do our best to get along, but hey, show me the family that does
not fight once in a while and I'll show you a load of psychos.
Point 2: Respect. The code says
that respect is a big part of Honor and that we should respect everybody except
those that have done extreme acts of evil. HOGWASH!!! Respect can only be
earned, not given or ordered. You want my respect? Earn it! Each of the Knights
of the Round Table has a little of my respect, simply for the fact that they
worked very hard to get where they are, beyond that, it's up to the individual.
Point 3: How far should we follow
the code? Remember that the code is an ideal. No one can follow the code
perfectly, all the time(Even me, and I'm darn near perfect. Oops. That wasnt
very humble was it?). If you can follow the code perfectly then by Tyr I'll
crown you King or Queen this very day! Remember that first and foremost you are
(with the possible exception of Mages) Knights! Your responsibilities are to
first make sure that your family, then Camelot, then the weak and defenseless
are protected. After that is taken care of, then take a look and make sure you
are following the code.
Quick Quiz: You are
defending Camelot against an evil army. In a fight with an Evil Knight, you are
out of spells and you drop your sword. What do you do?
A) Ask him if by the rules of Chivalry you may pick up your
sword.
B) Kick him in the privates, poke him in the eye, bite his ear,
rip his own arm off and beat him to death with it.
If you answered A you loose. He just ripped your heart out, and
razed Camelot, killing all within. If you answered B, you win Camelot is saved.
I know, that sounds horrible, but there is a time and place for everything. We
are human, we make mistakes, we are fallible. Don't judge people too harshly
and remember that the code is a guideline, not the end-all, be-all of KORT.

Speaking directly to the Squires and Pages. You ask, "Sir
Areleth? If you are not required to respect your fellow Knights, why should we
respect the Knights? Why should we call you Sir or Lady? Why should we bow or
curtsy? Why should we even follow your orders?" Very good questions!! -Slaps
all the Squires and Pages on the backs for asking such astute and intelligent
questions and places a gold star on each of their foreheads- You are not going
to like the answer I have for you very much I'm afraid. Simply put, because we
Knights said so.
"What??" you ask, "because you said so??? What kind of answer
is that?". I shall elaborate.
Once upon a time in Camelot there was a Page by the name of
Areleth. Yes I too was a Page, then a Squire, then a Knight, now a
Knight-Errant. As a Page I cleaned the stables and crossed the realms a
thousand times on errands. My liege and mentor worked my fingers to the bone as
a Squire. I did all the things that you now do. Like you, I questioned my
Knights. I wondered why I should be sent on some stupid mission to collect the
names of all the weapons shops in the land, when I could be out destroying the
evil rot in neverwinter.
I realized one thing however, so had they!! Just as I toiled
they had toiled. Just as I learned, they had learned. Just as I struggled, they
had struggled. Just as I questioned they had questioned. Soon I would make it
to the Round Table, but until then, they had travelled a very difficult road to
get where they are, and for that, they had my respect.
It was a very hard pill to swallow for me as a Page and Squire
to learn that I was not a member of KORT. I was on "probation" and until they
carved my name into that chair at the Round Table, I would not be a member.
Once as a Squire, I disagreed with a decision the council had made on some
questionable activities. I along with several other Squires and Pages were
pretty P.O.'d about it. There was even talk of quitting. Some did. I however
pulled my Knight aside and in private told him how I felt. He said he
understood, but tough. If I didn't like it I could leave. No one was forcing me
to stay in Camelot. That irked me even more. I felt left out and hurt. Should I
have felt that way? As a normal Human yes. But I thought about it. What had I
done to earn the right to question my superiors? What had I done to earn the
right to help decide the course of KORT? The Knights had already paid the dues
to earn that right. I, as a Squire, was still paying. Soon enough you will have
paid the dues to sit at the Round Table, and I shall welcome thee all as
Brother and Sister! BUT until that great day comes (I do love a good
Knighting), when a Knight says jump, you say "how high?"!!
If any of you Pages and Squires have any questions on this, or
anything else for that matter, do feel free to pull myself or another Knight
aside and ask away. We will try to answer better than "tough", but no
guarantees. :)
Areleth Duvalier
Knight-Errant of The Round Table
Ambassador to the Spirit Lurkers
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